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27Jul

Lovers or haters?!

New Year, new me!  Hmm, where have I heard that before?! Monday: After last night’s solo drinking sesh, I wasted most of the day lying in bed feeling seedy.  Perfect […]

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18Jul

A festive truce – part 2!

“Guess who’s back?  Back again?  Emma’s back, tell your friends!”😀 I have been on hiatus globetrotting (get me!), so am now further behind on life updates than previously thought possible!  […]

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19May

A festive truce!

Sorry I haven’t written for a while! It didn’t seem possible, I know, but life has been even more crazy than it was previously and I was struggling to keep […]

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27Apr

All out of whack!

In this blog…I was painfully dragging myself towards the Christmas holidays, not least because my lower limbs had decided to malfunction!  Mia was excited about absolutely everything because A) it […]

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19Mar

Two social butterflies and a lone wolf!

In this blog…Christmas was approaching so it was party and family event central! Unfortunately not all of our family are social butterflies! Monday: Mia was up at the crack of […]

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15Mar

“I fall apart…”

In this blog: we were getting ready for big school, still working at the election office, attending gymnastics displays and birthday parties, getting stalked by songs on the radio and […]

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26Feb

Rubbed up the wrong way!

Another big week!  When is a week not a “big” week?!  No, it’s not the start of a joke, I genuinely want to know!  In this blog: Mia was officially […]

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4Feb

“Eau de Booze!”

I’m pretty far behind real-time now, as life seems to be getting more and more mental with the New Year, rather than slowing down!  How do you deal with juggling […]

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15Jan

“The prince said “SHIT!””🤴🏼😵

After a hectic weekend away, I wasn’t starting the week on top form.  Luckily, the horrible cold that had appeared yesterday had just as quickly disappeared!🎉 Monday Exhausted from the […]

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7Jan

A trip to paradise…resort!

Not just your average week in paradise, we actually went to Paradise resort! Monday: Started the day with school placement visits which I really enjoy because it gets me out […]

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