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21Aug

Over and out for the count!

Despite vowing to catch up on life this week, I still appear to be treading water, so this blog post finds us still in the midst of the flu.  It […]

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General idiocy
13Aug

La maison de snot!

I’ve “Frenchified” the title in an attempt to make the week sound slightly less gross than it really was.  First impressions don’t last long… Monday: So I’ve started to get […]

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General idiocy
31Jul

If God sends you chocolate, is it safe to eat?!

A round up of last week’s happenings: Monday: Twas a happily uneventful start to the week, bar a very rude woman on the phone at work who asked me if […]

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General idiocy
24Jul

Finding a golden needle in a haystack!

I started last week all partied out from the birthday extravaganza, which wasn’t a good look and was determined for it to be less eventful, which it was…slightly!  But still […]

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General idiocy
17Jul

Birthday weak!?

Last week my baby girl turned 5! I know on parenting bingo, it would be one of the top phrases, along with “Where are your shoes?” and “Do you need […]

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General idiocy
9Jul

There’s no point crying over spilt sperm!

If you’ve been following the story, Ian had been asked to do a sperm sample for the fertility clinic.  To achieve optimum sperm, he was asked to abstain from sexual […]

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General idiocy
26Jun

Hair today, gone tomorrow!

I had one of those weeks last week, where you feel like a yo-yo and aren’t quite sure if you are going to make it through in one piece or […]

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Health
7Apr

Eggless and legless!

I seem to be stuck on a hamster wheel (a hamster being my spirit animal; after years of being called “hamster cheeks” at school, I might as well embrace it!) […]

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General idiocy
16May

The trials and tribulations of an electric garage door!

There is nothing like a series of unfortunate events to  bring you back to reality with a thump and the day after our lovely week away, that’s exactly what happened! […]

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Travel
9Feb

A change of scenery is as good as a rest!

It is safe to say that I had found myself in a bit of a slump. Nothing was happening on the fertility front and Mia had been getting one illness after […]

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