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You know those people who seem to effortlessly sail through life?…well, that's certainly not me! Making a mountain out of a mundane task is my speciality, so come and join me for the ride!

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27Jul

Lovers or haters?!

New Year, new me!  Hmm, where have I heard that before?! Monday: After last night’s solo drinking sesh, I wasted most of the day lying in bed feeling seedy.  Perfect […]

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4Feb

“Eau de Booze!”

I’m pretty far behind real-time now, as life seems to be getting more and more mental with the New Year, rather than slowing down!  How do you deal with juggling […]

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20Dec

The sound of silence!

I had more technical issues with the blog this week (so much for catching up!😒) so here’s what happened in my life around 7 weeks ago!😬 Monday: I had decided […]

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11Dec

Court up in more drama!🙈

Another week of tales Chez Tolcher…bills, fines and marital bliss… Monday: Work. Nothing terribly exciting happened, except a school visit and another cancellation.  Got home and made another yummy dinner […]

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5Nov

When life shits on you from a great height!

A very, very, very hard week, but I came out of it laughing at least… Monday: I was very nervous this morning as it was fertility clinic day.  Ian tried […]

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24Oct

A human pin cushion!

Another tiring week! Looking forward to sleep… Monday : The usual mad dash to kindy/work but actually had quite a steady day!  I rang to get my thyroid test results […]

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15Oct

“I don’t want to see your vagina again, Mummy!”😳🙈

Monday: Mia was still in a bit of a grumpy mood this morning and admitted that she wished she had made it a better Father’s Day yesterday.  Me too! She […]

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10Oct

The shit-smearer!💩😳

Monday:  Finished my blog fairly early by my standards, which was quite ironic because then the guy over the back fence started his weekly Sunday night party (antisocial idiot!) and […]

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13Sep

Camels and castanets!

Monday:  Lip has erupted and is now huge and scabby! Attractive! Went to work feeling very self conscious and apologised to everyone I saw, which probably drew more attention to […]

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28Aug

Flu hell!

I’m still a fortnight behind.  That’s just my style now, or should I say life motto: better late than never! Monday: I had messaged work to say I wouldn’t be […]

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