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5Nov

When life shits on you from a great height!

A very, very, very hard week, but I came out of it laughing at least… Monday: I was very nervous this morning as it was fertility clinic day.  Ian tried […]

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24Oct

A human pin cushion!

Another tiring week! Looking forward to sleep… Monday : The usual mad dash to kindy/work but actually had quite a steady day!  I rang to get my thyroid test results […]

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15Oct

“I don’t want to see your vagina again, Mummy!”😳🙈

Monday: Mia was still in a bit of a grumpy mood this morning and admitted that she wished she had made it a better Father’s Day yesterday.  Me too! She […]

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10Oct

The shit-smearer!💩😳

Monday:  Finished my blog fairly early by my standards, which was quite ironic because then the guy over the back fence started his weekly Sunday night party (antisocial idiot!) and […]

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29Sep

The voice of infertility!

Monday: The only noteworthy thing that happened today is my Fitbit broke. Which is shit. So even if I was doing my 10,000 steps a day (which I’m currently not!) […]

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13Sep

Camels and castanets!

Monday:  Lip has erupted and is now huge and scabby! Attractive! Went to work feeling very self conscious and apologised to everyone I saw, which probably drew more attention to […]

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28Aug

Flu hell!

I’m still a fortnight behind.  That’s just my style now, or should I say life motto: better late than never! Monday: I had messaged work to say I wouldn’t be […]

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General idiocy
21Aug

Over and out for the count!

Despite vowing to catch up on life this week, I still appear to be treading water, so this blog post finds us still in the midst of the flu.  It […]

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General idiocy
13Aug

La maison de snot!

I’ve “Frenchified” the title in an attempt to make the week sound slightly less gross than it really was.  First impressions don’t last long… Monday: So I’ve started to get […]

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31Jul

If God sends you chocolate, is it safe to eat?!

A round up of last week’s happenings: Monday: Twas a happily uneventful start to the week, bar a very rude woman on the phone at work who asked me if […]

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